Friends of Smakk
Yes, this is my 3rd post so far today. When it rains, it pours. When the cat is away, the mice will play. When the van is a rockin’, don’t come a knockin’. When she asks “do I look fat?”- always answer “fatter than what?”
Ok, so I thought I would take a moment and introduce some of my frequent visitors to the House of Smakk. In no particular order:
Joe Bagofdonuts – they say good things come in small packages, they were wrong
The Impregnator – ladies, all I’m saying is keep your legs crossed
The Burning Bush - burning as in red hair, not burning as in undiagnosed rash
White Gurl – we have to keep reminding her
B-bro (alias G Five) – reminds me of a duckbilled platypus, very elusive
Frenchify Girl – love her like a sister…in-law
DrE - check archives from 2/17/03. 'nuff said
She Who Can Never Hear or Speak My Name – you shouldn’t be reading this anyway
Tator Tot – all I can say is White Gurl said it had to do with his size and taste
Troop Entertainer - some like being in the military, she likes the military being in her
Coach Pimp Juice - soon to have new last name...once her man is old enough to be legal

Top five movies starring a cast member from Friends:
5. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
4. The Good Girl
3. Romy & Michelle’s High School Reunion
2. Scream (1,2, and 3)
1. Office Space

The worst five movies starring a cast member from Friends: (this was much easier)
5. The Pallbearer
4. 3000 Miles to Graceland
3. Leprechaun
2. Seving Sara
1. Ed