Perfect Smakk
So I'm watching a movie tonight where the guys mention the perfect food for them - White Castle. (And yes - that movie is a Smakk Classic.) Got me thinking about what are the other things that are perfect in life.
Perfect mood - 7th drink buzz
Perfect state - delirium
Perfect picture - Coors Light (damn - thought you said pitcher)
Perfect pitcher - Nolan Ryan (damn - now I've confused myself)
Perfect nolan - just happy to poop (damn - thought you said colon)
Perfect colon - Ferrell (damn - thought you said Collin)
Perfect ferrell - Will (ok - now were straight)
Perfect name - Stacy (still searching for her)
Perfect drink - in my hand and not yet finished
Perfect job - blow
Perfect girl - one doing perfect job
Perfect car - with perfect girl in passenger seat doing perfect job
Perfect problem - perfect car just ran out of gas
Perfect date - have you not been paying attention on above
Perfect ending - "Hi Stacy. Can I give you a ride home?"
Top five perfect movies:
5. Perfect (smakk trivia - Jamie Lee Curtis was born with a penis)
4. The Perfect Weapon (where is Jeff Speakman when we need him)
3. Dead Solid Perfect
2. Perfect Storm
1. Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle (really might be the perfect movie)
So I'm watching a movie tonight where the guys mention the perfect food for them - White Castle. (And yes - that movie is a Smakk Classic.) Got me thinking about what are the other things that are perfect in life.
Perfect mood - 7th drink buzz
Perfect state - delirium
Perfect picture - Coors Light (damn - thought you said pitcher)
Perfect pitcher - Nolan Ryan (damn - now I've confused myself)
Perfect nolan - just happy to poop (damn - thought you said colon)
Perfect colon - Ferrell (damn - thought you said Collin)
Perfect ferrell - Will (ok - now were straight)
Perfect name - Stacy (still searching for her)
Perfect drink - in my hand and not yet finished
Perfect job - blow
Perfect girl - one doing perfect job
Perfect car - with perfect girl in passenger seat doing perfect job
Perfect problem - perfect car just ran out of gas
Perfect date - have you not been paying attention on above
Perfect ending - "Hi Stacy. Can I give you a ride home?"
Top five perfect movies:
5. Perfect (smakk trivia - Jamie Lee Curtis was born with a penis)
4. The Perfect Weapon (where is Jeff Speakman when we need him)
3. Dead Solid Perfect
2. Perfect Storm
1. Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle (really might be the perfect movie)
posted by CaptSmakk @ 11:00 PM
1 Comments:
At 11:40 PM,
Nicki said…
I'm sorry, is Paco a vegatable?
Oh wait, you must be referring to OKRA!!
Yes, the only problem is... not too many men can introduce themselves as Okra and still get the perfect blow job, from the perfect Stacy, in the perfect car ride home(from the bar!).
Props to you on that my friend.
And come to think of it, it's a lot like sales.
Say something humurous, stupid, non-relevant... get the sale!! I get it now!
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