Whack Smakk
Yes, I'm talking about that which we all secretly want to do sometimes but control ourselves not to. Not that kinda of whacking, you perv - that we all do in secret because we can't control ourselves. I'm talking about that secret desire to rid the world of some useless person - to snuff, rub out, waste, off... You got the picture. Now I know you're saying your not the type of person to deliver someone else to a happy trip six feet under, but you've all done it anyway. How about a rapist, a child pornographer, Timothy McVey, the schmuck jingling a pocket full of change at the movie theater (that guy pissed me off so bad) or the most vile, dreaded of all...no not, Saddam, not Bin Laden. Oh no, it's that ultimate evil - the skank. So I have decided to go before Congress with resolution 6.6.6. - free will to eliminate the skank. We need a skank free society, a society where the skank can no longer lurk under someone else's sheets, a society where the skank is stomped out like any other cockroach, a society where the children all don't have to look like the mailman or the pool guy or the janitor at the skank's office. That's right...I am asking for Skankocide. Smell the skankness fade away....
Anyway - top five films about an assassin:
5. La Femme Nikita & The Big Hit (tie)
4. Grosse Point Blank
3. The Day of the Jackal
2. The Professional
1. My fantasy wedding video

Get 'em a body bag, Johnny!