War Smakk
What is it good for? I tell you what, nobody is a fan of war but little Bush has it right. Saddam is an asshole with a big stick, and we need to take that stick away and shove it up his pie hole. Think of at this way - knowing what you know now, how many would have opposed waging war on Bin Laden on Sept 10th even though he hadn't yet posed a direct threat to the US. Plus with a new Iraq regime (why are they called that now insted of a country?) maybe we can steal, err...I mean help distribute all their oil and lower some damn gas prices here. You know, I drive a Land Rover. That's only 12 miles to the gallon there Skippy.
But the one thing that Bushie did not address, the thing our country needs more than anything, the real threat to our way of life, the necessity to truly live in freedom in the pursuit of happiness, what we undeniably need to once again be whole as a nation - oh yes, we need a war on skank. Skank runs rampant among us infesting our children while creating other's children. Oh it is time for some much needed STS - Stop The Skank. So as we battle the skank out of our land before we become a prisoner of them, here's the:
Top five military prison/concentration camp flicks:
5. Stalag 13
4. Deer Hunter
3. Schnindler's List
2. The Great Escape
1. Empire of the Sun & My Honeymoon Video (tie)

Ask not what a skank can do for you--ask what you can do to that skank.