Homebound Smakk
To comment on the hot story of the day about Elizabeth Smart being found, that truly is wonderful news. I hope this is that story with a terrible beginning that has turned out as a great and miracle ending. (And by the way, this "Amber Alert" stuff on the highway is the best use of a normally useless traffic system...so props to whoever for that one.) But I gotta tell you, I feel there's something weird about this one and the shit's gonna hit the fan soon. First off, with all the technology and power of the government today, how could a teenager get kidnapped and then be found freely roaming the streets with her abducters only about 20 miles away? The whole thing is just freakin' me out tonight...what a buzz waster.
Top five kiddnapping flicks, I think (I'm struggling with this because hostage flix are a separate catagory):
5. Suicide Kings
4. Breakdown
3. Fargo
2. The King of Comedy
1. Raising Arizona

Too serious of a topic tonight so here's a joke:
A muffin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey. We don't serve food here."
That's good stuff.