Bored Smakk
Feeling kinda of bored lately and think I need to shake things up some. Just can't think of what I really want to do. Job is not that bad and bringing in good money. Got a Bunny on my side that seems to be into me. Carrot needs to grow set of balls but really cool pup. But haven't had any big adventures lately. I just think back on some of last year's highlights:
Haven't been thrown in jail or gotten into any fights (maybe don't miss the jail one that much)
Haven't had a drink thrown on me for almost 9 months (Thanks Nicki!)
No letters have been shaved into chest hair
No accidental suicide attempts with seatbelt
No break-ups with a bunny while in shower
No waking up in makeup or barrettes in pubes
Haven't gotten into fight with Don Johnson
Haven't won $13,000 at black jack table again while Impregnator is being bailed out of jail for stealing giant fish
Guess with holidays and new year approaching some new adventures have to be coming. Guess I'll just keep working out my liver - that always seems to bring about the excitement.
Feeling kinda of bored lately and think I need to shake things up some. Just can't think of what I really want to do. Job is not that bad and bringing in good money. Got a Bunny on my side that seems to be into me. Carrot needs to grow set of balls but really cool pup. But haven't had any big adventures lately. I just think back on some of last year's highlights:
Haven't been thrown in jail or gotten into any fights (maybe don't miss the jail one that much)
Haven't had a drink thrown on me for almost 9 months (Thanks Nicki!)
No letters have been shaved into chest hair
No accidental suicide attempts with seatbelt
No break-ups with a bunny while in shower
No waking up in makeup or barrettes in pubes
Haven't gotten into fight with Don Johnson
Haven't won $13,000 at black jack table again while Impregnator is being bailed out of jail for stealing giant fish
Guess with holidays and new year approaching some new adventures have to be coming. Guess I'll just keep working out my liver - that always seems to bring about the excitement.
posted by CaptSmakk @ 9:40 AM
2 Comments:
At 5:48 PM,
Anonymous said…
Oh come on. Like the Pat Green concert wasn't the highlight of your year? And what about all those times hanging out with grandma? Or the time you had to go go buy a plunger for me?
At 7:53 PM,
Nicki said…
We could be in Shreveport right now you puss!! We totaly could have been back before your parents even woke up!!
but I am sure adventures will come once Scotty D gets in town... OH YEAH HAPPY NEW YEAR BABY!!!
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