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Thursday, March 20, 2003

Hi Grade Weapon Smakk
You know, I'm really hoping these boys in Iraq throw hands up if the marines come marching down there street. Cause I gotta say when it comes to weapon badassness (new word for you all), there's little doubt that we don't lead the charge. I mean you can buy a laser guided, heat seeking, dna patterned, hand held stealth missle at Sports Authority - and that's just for hunting deer. (urine scented not included). How freaky is that we're all completely used to looking at foriegn cites in the green amber of night vision? Is that normal - no, it's the whole problem. War has gotten way to impersonal. Let's get back to having to hack away at somebody to do the deed. Hand to hand. Chest to chect. Mano a mano. Blah blah to blah blah. That's when we'll find out how much we want the fight. It's not the real thing until you have to chop away a few times to get the head removed from the torso. Hmmm yeah....my marriage brings back such good memories.
Top five movies with sword play (excluding my ex's new home porn movies):
5. Highlander
4. Braveheart
3. Excalibur
2. The Lord of Rings (either)
1. The Princess Bride

Alex - I'll take "s"words for a $1000, you twit.

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