Learned Smakk
New items I have learned as a father of one week:
1. There is a lot of blood during a c section
2. Babies look like white wrinkly lizards for the first 3 seconds of being born
3. Hold your newborn daughter tightly to avoid tossing her across the room when she scares you with a blast from her behind
4. Motor boating is no longer the main use for wife's boobs
5. Babies sense fear
6. Your children can be born with the ability to give the "what a dumb fuck" look
7. Your house is smaller than you think
8. You can never have enough wipes
9. Swaddling
10. Sleep is for the weak