Sober Smakk
I have not drank since Sunday. I am losing all touch with my world and have been in this world called "reality". Some observations:
TV is not that interesting
There is not a constant haze around everything
People are not that good looking (Bunny is still cute)
Carrot is actually a dog and not my mute hunchback friend
Taco Bell tastes like shit
A key, rather than your foot, can open the door
The sun rises before 10am
It can actually take more than 18 seconds to fall asleep at night
A kitten lives with me
Pee is yellow
This is just crazyland. Need to get back home in my bottle....