Depressing Real World Smakk
Is the Real World always this freakin’ depressing or is it because this is the first time that I have seen it sober? Jesus. This Danny guy is having about the shittiest real world experience I have ever seen. First the broken eye, now the dead mom. At least he’s getting to bang the hottest one in the house, Melinda.
Anyway, they need to crank the shit up right away. We need more banging, more roommate confrontation, more drunkenness, more nakedness - just more good fucking debauchery all around. So far this season doesn’t even compare to a typical Sunday or Monday night of the Rontourage. This crew couldn’t even come close to hanging with my boys on the weekend. Well, maybe Melinda and Johanna could hang.
And in real real world news, I heard my favorite little rock star is having some drama of her own tonight. Hang in there. Things will get better for you I’m sure. Alright, I need to make a damn drink and see if TV can get anymore interesting. This is what I get for staying home on a Tuesday.