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Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Believable/Unbelievable Smakk
Some random things – some believable, some not. All true…
Unbelievable – Just had lunch with a girl that thought Turkey Bacon came from a cow.
Believable – I restocked bar last night with 2 handles of Captain, 2 handles of Vodka and a liter of Crown. Will probably only last through weekend.
Unbelievable - Andy Milanokis is 28 years old. Are you fucking kidding me?
Believable – Lap & Flake are changing their blog site because can’t take the heat from Rontourage. Haha – another Smakk victim.
Unbelievable – I will be finally getting Carrot this weekend and I plan on keeping him alive and happy.
Believable – I told a bunny that I had feelings for her.
Unbelievable – I actually meant it.

posted by CaptSmakk @ 1:46 PM  

4 Comments:

  • At 3:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Unbelievable...that your use of Carrot can be so misleading anymore. Carrot sound too much like pitching tents, etc. It just doesn't sound right. Especially since you are going to keep him ALIVE and happy. Hell, Viagra can do the same thing, although it last for 4 hours, not the whole weekend.

    Shouldn't that be some sort of world record if that's done?

    And the feelings issue! Man, it may be the medication talking. Or the Carrot; whichever is worse, I don't know.

     

  • At 4:37 PM, Blogger CaptSmakk said…

    Carrot, the dog, will be alive and happy. My "carrot" is always happy.

     

  • At 11:09 AM, Blogger Jake said…

    Lap & Flake's blog 'not found'. Looks like the man's doing something right...

     

  • At 1:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    http://lapxxnflake.blogspot.com/

     

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