Suburb Smakk
Now here’s a first for me. Last night I partied in the suburbs of Houston with my buddy, his 7 month pregnant wife, their gynecologist and the doc’s hot wife. Started off as your pretty much normal drunken fare at Sam’s Boat in H-Town but the night definitely ended with a twist. Around 3am, we end up back at the Doc’s office watching him taking drunken ultrasounds of my bud’s soon to be pup. So he sprays down Prego’s belly with some hair gel looking goo and the party begins. Hilarious thing was Doc adding comments and arrows to the ultrasound pics pointing out the little guys new manhood. Then Doc’s bunny hops in the chair so we can get a shot of her IUD on the screen. The night ends with Doc and my buddy going on a five finger discounted shopping spree of all the pharmaceutical samples in the place. I’m talking full shopping bag full of meds when we get out of there. Damn - never new partying in the burbs could be so fun.
Now here’s a first for me. Last night I partied in the suburbs of Houston with my buddy, his 7 month pregnant wife, their gynecologist and the doc’s hot wife. Started off as your pretty much normal drunken fare at Sam’s Boat in H-Town but the night definitely ended with a twist. Around 3am, we end up back at the Doc’s office watching him taking drunken ultrasounds of my bud’s soon to be pup. So he sprays down Prego’s belly with some hair gel looking goo and the party begins. Hilarious thing was Doc adding comments and arrows to the ultrasound pics pointing out the little guys new manhood. Then Doc’s bunny hops in the chair so we can get a shot of her IUD on the screen. The night ends with Doc and my buddy going on a five finger discounted shopping spree of all the pharmaceutical samples in the place. I’m talking full shopping bag full of meds when we get out of there. Damn - never new partying in the burbs could be so fun.
posted by CaptSmakk @ 9:24 AM
3 Comments:
At 8:36 AM,
Anonymous said…
So I just moved to Texas. Heard about this Ron guy, and this is the shit you post about? You would get none from me. Drunk or not. And I look better than any Avril could.
At 1:32 PM,
Anonymous said…
Anonymous...Firstly, to brag that you look better than someone else, or to mention how good you look without proof (such as a picture) means your a HAG. Ever watch the talk shows where the women say how good they look and their bellies are handing over their biker shorts, and that there are 5 rolls between their waist and their saggy t*tt***? That must be you. Why don't you go wallow in the mud.
Secondly, you moved to Texas. Who gives a s***? And you give none to Smakk? What makes you think that you got the stuff any man needs? Other than a toothless vagabond that smells like stale urine. But, in reference to the Firstly comments, that's right up your worn out, beaten down, wide gapped, loose alley (and alley is a metaphor). You make it easy for anyone to make a strike.
Beeeee-oooootch!!!
At 3:05 PM,
CaptSmakk said…
Anon - Glad to see a new anon on my blog tring to talk some shit. Been a while. And trust me. Getting someone "Spoiled Rotten" like yourself would not be a challenge for me - more like a reason to visit the clinic.
Questting - As always, thanks for the support.
Post a Comment
<< Home