Sayings Smakk
I have decided that I will pick up at least one bunny at tonight's drinking adventure while answering her every question with only these three responses:
Are you fuckin' kidding me?
Every damn night.
I roll like that.
I can already see this conversation:
Bunny - "So do you come here often?"
Ron - "Every damn night."
Bunny - "Wow. Do you always have a drink in each hand?"
Ron - "I roll like that."
Bunny - "Cool. So would you like to come home with me?"
Ron - "Are you fuckin' kidding me?"
Top Five Movies with sayings I use almost every day:
5. Swingers - "You are so money."
4. Harvey - "Not knowing I cannot say."
3. Office Space - "If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: O...O..."
2. Anchorman - "I love lamp."
1. Wierd Science - "Every damn night. On the telephone."
I have decided that I will pick up at least one bunny at tonight's drinking adventure while answering her every question with only these three responses:
Are you fuckin' kidding me?
Every damn night.
I roll like that.
I can already see this conversation:
Bunny - "So do you come here often?"
Ron - "Every damn night."
Bunny - "Wow. Do you always have a drink in each hand?"
Ron - "I roll like that."
Bunny - "Cool. So would you like to come home with me?"
Ron - "Are you fuckin' kidding me?"
Top Five Movies with sayings I use almost every day:
5. Swingers - "You are so money."
4. Harvey - "Not knowing I cannot say."
3. Office Space - "If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: O...O..."
2. Anchorman - "I love lamp."
1. Wierd Science - "Every damn night. On the telephone."
posted by CaptSmakk @ 4:42 PM
2 Comments:
At 8:33 AM,
Gigi said…
Did it work? Was bunny soft?
At 9:24 AM,
BigRob said…
Reminds me of last time I went to the bar.
Rob- "So would you like to come home with me?"
Shiney Gal- " Are you ------'kidding me?"
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