Lizard Smakk
I’m in traffic yesterday evening on my way to Sherlock's and the car in front of me has a freakin’ lizard sitting on the spoiler. Just a small green tree lizard that’s sitting there staring at me. Of course at first, I thought this was some kind of novelty toy or just my own drunk hallucination of a Geico commercial. But no – there is a real lizard running back and forth on this guy’s spoiler while we’re heading down I35 south. So I start tailgating him while steering with my knees because I’ve got a Coors Light in one hand and my cell in the other trying to get a picture. Unfortunately the picture did not turn out, but I did finish my beer. I was also prepared to drop the phone in case the little fellow came flying off so I could attempt to snag him through my sunroof. Does this shit only happen to me?
Top five lizard movies:
5. Valley of the Gwangi
4. Fierce Creatures
3. Godzilla
2. Jurassic Park
1. Bambi Meets Godzilla