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Thursday, May 26, 2005

Real World Smakk
Got this email today from one of the Real World sites:
"I would like to extend an invitation to your loyal users and fans. We are going to have a house sale this week! We are selling the contents of the house. Open to the public at 1:00PM - 6PM this Friday, May 27 and Saturday the 28th 10AM - 6PM. This will take place in the alley behind the house. Those interested should enter from the convention center/Trinity Street side. Thanks!"
Not sure of the validity but wanted to put it out there for anyone in Austin this weeknd. The house is the red warehouse with the "Austin" sign at 3rd & San Jacinto in the entertainment district. If you do make it down there, I'm intrested in buying Johana's bed. Sentimental value...only girl that did not immediately fall for "The Eye". Just needed a little more time...
And remember - new Real World starts on June 21st. Look for my Real World debut taking shots with Wes and Johana.
Top five movies that most realistically mirror my life:
5. Fandango
4. Garden State
3. Office Space
2. Old School
1. Swingers

And once again, no damnit - not Leaving Las Vegas.

3 Comments:

  • At 3:48 PM, Blogger Jake said…

    Surely Saving Silverman is on that list???

     
  • At 3:54 PM, Blogger CaptSmakk said…

    I did see Neil Diamond on New Years in Vegas a couple years ago.

     
  • At 10:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Name: Danny

    Age: 21

    Hometown: Billerica, Mass.

    Role: The Sensitive Jock

    Producers described him as: Humble, sensitive, good-looking

    Motivation: "I was looking for any way to get out of my hometown. I hadn't seen anything or done anything yet. I was doing construction and going to school my whole life."

    Most annoying roomie: Rachel. "She has her way to eat at you. Everybody else came off in a nice fashion, but Rachel was already hitting on me when I came in the door."

    Potential hookup: Melinda, Johanna

    Revealed in the first two hours: A soft heart. He told his roomies that girls usually "screw me over."

    Famous first words: "I love Boston."

    Name: Wes

    Age: 20

    Hometown: Kansas City

    Role: The Insensitive Jock

    Producers described him as: Obnoxious, super-competitive, entrepreneurial

    Motivation: "I signed up for The Real World because I was trying to hook up with a girl. She was going to an open casting call and I wanted to work my magic in line. Next thing I know, the girl was being sent home and I was still there."

    Most annoying roomie: Everyone. "I grew to love everyone about 95% of the time, but there's that five percent you're probably going to see that looks like I'm not in love with them."

    Potential hookup: Johanna

    Revealed in the first two hours: A penchant for booze. After realizing their bar wasn't stocked, Wes flashed a flask of vodka.

    Famous first words: "I don't do anything but party."

    Name: Melinda

    Age: 21

    Hometown: Germantown, Wis.

    Role: The Nymphomaniac

    Producers described her as: Sexy, creative, quick-witted

    Motivation: "I really haven't ventured too far out of the Midwest so I thought this would be a great opportunity."

    Most annoying roomie: Rachel. "The only reason I say that is because she's totally Valley girl all the way."

    Potential hookups: Danny, Rachel, Wes

    Revealed in the first two hours: A budding romance. She immediately bonded with Danny.

    Famous first words: "I'm glad you're here," she told Danny.

    Name: Johanna

    Age: 21

    Hometown: Riverside, Calif.

    Role: The Drama Queen

    Producers described her as: Fiery, opinionated, argumentative

    Motivation: "I was graduating early. I was either going to go to grad school or The Real World. I decided to apply for both and see where my luck took me."

    Most annoying roomie: Nobody.

    Potential hook ups: Danny, Wes, Nehemiah

    Revealed in the first two hours: A potentially hot temperament. She quickly told her new roommates she despises people who sleep with a fan turned on.

    Famous first words: "Remember they only show less than 1%," she warned the rest of the cast.

    Name: Nehemiah

    Age: 19

    Hometown: Mesa, Ariz.

    Role: The Black Guy

    Producers described him as: Bright, charismatic

    Motivation: "I started watching Philly, and honestly, I didn't think it was that interesting. I knew that if I tried out, I would have a chance at making it."

    Most annoying roomie: Rachel. "She likes to talk and her voice is screechy. It's very piercing."

    Potential hook ups: Johanna

    Revealed in the first two hours: A wild side. The craziest place he's ever had sex was inside a church.

    Famous first words: "Is that a fountain or a pool?"

    Name: Rachel

    Age: 21

    Hometown: Philadelphia

    Role: The Loudmouth

    Producers described her as: Tough, confident, outspoken

    Motivation: "I did it because I had just gotten out of the army. I just wanted a vacation and a break to try something different."

    Most annoying: Nehemiah. "I think he would say one thing and mean another. One week he's a peaceful person and the next he wants to fight."

    Revealed in the first two hours: A wilder side. The craziest place she ever had sex was in a helicopter in Iraq.

    Famous first words: "How come they put everything in this house except liquor and coffee?"

    Name: Lacey

    Age: 23

    Hometown: Tallahassee, Fla.

    Role: The Virgin

    Producers described her as: Unique, sheltered

    Motivation: "I wanted to do it to try something different. I was working a full-time job and kinda looking for a fun change of pace and saw the commercial and had a hunch so I did it."

    Most annoying: Rachel. "She's a very bubbly person. Not to say I walk around brooding, but I like things more low key."

    Revealed in the first two hours: A strong mind. She was accepted into Princeton but couldn't attend because of the cost.

    Famous first words: She didn't really say much.

     

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