Cock Block Smakk
cock block v 1. to interfere with a male's attempt to talk to a female or engaging her sexually. Usually this is performed by distracting one of the parties, obstructing the path between the male and female, etc. Normally the person "cock blocking" has the intention of talking to the female. See also pussy block. ("I was trying to hit on that girl, but her friend was cock blocking.")
- n 1. someone who cock blocks. ("I was trying to hit on that girl, but her friend was being such a cock block.") – Online Slang Dictionary


The cock block has been getting way too much of a bad rep. Being that I have mastered this art and use it as one of my primary resources when bunny hunting, I feel I need to defend this noble trade. Obviously the cock block is useful in stealing bunnies from your friend/neighbor/enemy, but that is not its only use. It also has great entertainment value such as spoiling your buddies chance at bagging a bunny with a nice “Did that rash clear up?” or “How’s your girlfriend?” line drop while he’s talking to her. There’s also the use of the cock block to save a friend from making a beer goggling mistake of hooking up with a fat or ugly bunny. (Though usually I find it more entertaining for them to discover that for themselves the next morning.) Even the Secret Service does it to protect the President’s daughter. It can even save a nice bunny from a Date Rapist. So all hail the mighty Cock Block. And boys, where are we all hanging out this weekend?