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Monday, May 16, 2005

That's Hot Alert Smakk
Get your Tivo’s set for Entertainment Tonight on May 17th. Paris Hilton “will star in a television commercial next week in which she will slap suds on the side of a Bentley automobile and chomp on a thick burger while clad in a skimpy black bathing suit.”

7 Comments:

  • At 7:01 AM, Blogger CaptSmakk said…

    Linds - I hear you. My favorite here in Dallas is the ragged out 4x4 pick-up that tailgates your ass on the freeway even though you're sitting behind 16 other cars in your lane. With my clichéd pretentious uptown black BMW, I just slam on the breaks and laugh as their beef jerky and chewing tobacco cans come flying in their lap from the windshield ledge.

     
  • At 7:01 AM, Blogger CaptSmakk said…

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  • At 10:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Screw all of you and your snobby so called high class cars. So you're young. So you want to pretend you're more than you are, like you're somebody. BMW, Audi, Volvo, whatever! What are you trying to compensate for? That you feel less of who you are?
    Get a life. I'll get as close to you as I want. It's my road anyway.

    My Calvin's pissing on a foreign car.

     
  • At 5:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I think if anyone buys a certain car to boost their ego then more power to them. They are obviously lacking in other areas. But I can see why some buy nice cars. Most are proven to last longer and even get better gas mileage. I can see all sides of this. I currently drive a pick up (cause it was given to me free), am rebuilding my 1991 Saleen Mustang, and have just entered the market for a new Tahoe. Glad you pointed me over here Linds. I am sure your Audi is beautiful and can dust any Sentra in sight! :-)

    ~GH

     
  • At 5:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Drivin' down the interstate
    Runnin' 30 minutes late
    Singin' Margueritaville and mindin' my own

    Some foreign car drivin' dude
    With a road rage attitude
    Pulls up to me tawkin' on his cell phone

    He looks over at me like I did somethin' wrong
    He gave me the finger, and then he was gone...

    Some Beach!

     
  • At 5:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Okay, I'm smiling. Got some sort of reparte going. Thing is, I like Audis, they're nice cars. Even like certain BMW's. And the big kicker, I don't even own a truck.

    But, it's good to see some kind of life out there. Yee Haw!

     
  • At 5:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    How do you delete these things?

     

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