Random Smakk Smakk
Just a list of some of my favorite random things to say while drunk:
People know me. I’m kind of a big deal.
Hi. I’m Okra.
Are you staring at my feet?
Fuck Don Johnson.
I love you like a brother...in-law.
Every damn straight.
She fucking hates me!
Stacy, another round of shots.
Crop dusters spray better.
Is this going to be a long story?
There’s a bug on me.
Have I told you the muffin joke?
Fack the buck up.
Got any grapes?
All I do is make money.
I’m actually peeing right now.
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
Top five dialogue movies:
5. About Last Night
4. Sideways
3. High Fidelity
2. Clerks
1. Swingers
Just a list of some of my favorite random things to say while drunk:
People know me. I’m kind of a big deal.
Hi. I’m Okra.
Are you staring at my feet?
Fuck Don Johnson.
I love you like a brother...in-law.
Every damn straight.
She fucking hates me!
Stacy, another round of shots.
Crop dusters spray better.
Is this going to be a long story?
There’s a bug on me.
Have I told you the muffin joke?
Fack the buck up.
Got any grapes?
All I do is make money.
I’m actually peeing right now.
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
Top five dialogue movies:
5. About Last Night
4. Sideways
3. High Fidelity
2. Clerks
1. Swingers
posted by CaptSmakk @ 10:51 AM
5 Comments:
At 12:37 PM,
Anonymous said…
No Pulp Fiction?
And an unrelated comment...Mark Cuban's blog is http://blogmaverick.com Go Mavs!
At 1:33 PM,
Nicki said…
GO MAV'S!!!! YAY!
At 3:34 PM,
erl said…
how about before sunset?
At 3:57 PM,
Anonymous said…
Top dailogue movies???
WEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAK!!!
Man, you ain't better than that? You losin' your grip?
At 10:38 AM,
Nicki said…
What about Hoobastaaaaaaaaank??
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