Commandment Smakk
Inspired by Allie’s reemergence to Immoderation, I have decided the time has come to post:
The Ten Commandments of the Smakk (Part 1)
1. Sobriety is a Sin – Sobriety is nothing more than an unnecessary hindrance in life. One must strive to stay inebriated as much as possible and at all times.
2. Thou Shall Always Cockblock – Friends, enemies or strangers - if he has a cute bunny, it is your duty to wave your carrot and draw her away.
3. Tomorrow is a Myth – Tomorrow is never an excuse not to party regardless if you have to attend work or school or a funeral or whatever.
4. Thou Shall Never Regret - Never regret anything from the night before including hook-ups, giant bar tabs, being a drunk ass, random bruises, stolen tombstones, etc.
5. You Shall Not Commit Commitment – Bunnies are just for fun and should be tossed away like toys once you are done playing with them.

Top Five biblical films (yes, I have been slack on my movie lists):
5. Jesus Christ Superstar
4. The Ten Commandments
3. Ben Hur
2. The Last Temptation of Christ
1. Life of Brian

Don't want to hear it from anyone - never saw The Passion of the Christ.