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Tuesday, May 06, 2003

Sober Smakk
For a unique experience, I am posting tonight while experiencing complete sobriety. Okay - I can't think of anything to say.
Blogging without alcohol is like drinking without a drink. Eating without food. Breathing air without doobie.
Imagine Starsky without Hutch
Laverene without Shirly
Mork without Mindy
Chico without the Man
Sandford without Son
George without Weezy (okay enough TV Land)
Hall without Oates
Simon without Garfunkel (nevermind)
George without Saddam
Bill without Hillary, and Monica
JLO without ass
DrE without dead calf

Oh where are you my friend the bottle....
Top five action "buddy" flicks:
5. Thelma & Louise
4. Midnight Run
3. Men in Black
2. 48 Hours
1. Leathal Weapon

I drink therefore I am...

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