BA Smakk

My mood today has brought back memories of a classroom nickname my geek calculus teacher gave me in high school - BA. Unlike DrE's past, this BA has nothing to do with the noise he hears while "tending" sheep, but rather a reference to Mr.T's character on the A-Team, BA Barracus - as in BA for Bad Attitude. I think my 1:15am flight arrival last night kicked off my good spirits for the day, but it was definitely my day's end that kicked it into high gear.
I'm in this office and dude gets about 3" from my face and says, "You're eyes look great." I'm no bigot you know. I don't call 'em fags to their face or anything, but I'm not looking to get hit on by some random rump-ranger either. So what else can I do? I deck the guy. This guy's a freakin' business professional - he should know better. That's the last time I go to that optometrist.
Yeah - I know that was weak. Well, screw you faggot. I told you they called me BA.

Top five movies with a Mohawk:
5. Vision Quest
4. Last of the Mohicans
3. Summer of Sam
2. Rocky 3
1. Taxi Driver

DrE + MrT = Mr Terd. Sometimes it just all makes sense.