Sucked Smakk
I have nothing tonight, n-o-t-h-i-n-g. This post is guaranteed to suck. Yes, I know it's hard to believe - but this post will suck. Not suck as much as a skank in the locker room, but suck it will. Maybe not quite as much as a vacuum cleaner shoved up a cow's rectum, but that's a better question for Dr.E. It won't suck like like say....yo mamma. But it will suck. Suck, suck, suck, suck...aflac. Oh nevermind.
Anyway, top five vampire movies:
5. Interview with a Vampire
4. Once Bitten
3. Love at First Bite
2. Fright Night
1. Lost Boys
I warned you it would suck. I'm going to get you sucker, you dirty mother f...Watch yo mouth!
I have nothing tonight, n-o-t-h-i-n-g. This post is guaranteed to suck. Yes, I know it's hard to believe - but this post will suck. Not suck as much as a skank in the locker room, but suck it will. Maybe not quite as much as a vacuum cleaner shoved up a cow's rectum, but that's a better question for Dr.E. It won't suck like like say....yo mamma. But it will suck. Suck, suck, suck, suck...aflac. Oh nevermind.
Anyway, top five vampire movies:
5. Interview with a Vampire
4. Once Bitten
3. Love at First Bite
2. Fright Night
1. Lost Boys
I warned you it would suck. I'm going to get you sucker, you dirty mother f...Watch yo mouth!
posted by CaptSmakk @ 9:50 PM
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