Love Shack Smakk
So now we have taken over Saddam's love shack in Iraq. Apparently his pad was so 60's retro with the whole mirror ceilings, women shaped lamps and fantasy paintings that all the marines kept doing Austin Powers impersonations. Shagadelic Baby!! I just find it so special they we are now getting to know the man behind the mustache, the person behind the torture chambers, the mind beneath the fedora, the dam behind the sad...
Think of all the other possible secrets that could be uncovered. We could uncover Saddam's true desire not to be an evil dictator but to follow his childhood dream of becoming the Mascot for the Texas Tech Red Raiders. Or revealing his secret hobby of creating toupees for hair challenged camels. Or his love of singing karaoke to the greatest hits of Alvin and the Chipmunks. Yes, soon we will get to know the true Saddam - still vicious, still insane, still an ass, but now also a special little perv. So in honor of this news,
Top five movies about reporters:
5. The Paper
4. The Mean Season
3. All the President's Men
2. Broadcast News
1. Absence of Malice

That's right, Saddam baby - it's time to shag.