Sister Skank Smakk
Meeting the skank in college - 5 wasted years
Marrying the skank - 5 more wasted years
Divorcing the skank - another wasted year & $$$ wasted income
Nailing the skank's sister tonight while she's in town on business - priceless

Top five films with a sister skank hook-up:
5. Final Analysis
4. The Opposite of Sex
3. Chicago
2. Sex, Lies & Videotape
1. Tonight in room 1120 at the Renaissance Hotel

Sister Skanky your the only one.... (okay - so we just had dinner tonight. But it would have been priceless.)