Evolution Smakk
In the chain of things all living, I'm happy to be number two. Yeah that's right - numero two-o. We're bad and all as humans, but the most evolved creature by far is the dolphin. We fight, we to go to war, we watch American Idol, we marry skank - but not Senior Flipper. All they do is have fun swimming and jumping around, eating what they want, screwing who they want (a little skank-like after all), occupying 2/3rds of the earth and they even have a bigger brain that us. Plus now they're messing with the military with their little dolphin games - "Sure, we'll find you're warheads or chemical stashes. Land dwelling schmucks." And it's only dolphins that are superior - porpoise sounds French, so go ahead and filet those up for the grill if you catch one. So after much contemplation tonight, I have decided to now become a dolphin. Swimming, sushi, skank free oceans - here I come. So since they're mammals and not really fish, my topic tonight:
Top Five "Fish" movies:
5. The Fisher King
4. Rumble Fish
3. The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh
2. Searching for Bobby Fischer
1. A Fish Called Wanda

Hey...smell my fingers.