Wichita Smakk
I spent the weekend in Wichita, KS with the Bunny and her family. Here are the top 5 most memorable moments to weekend:
5. 5 hour drive of silence home after I paid for $70 breakfast
4. Bunny asking if I owned red checkered shirt after watching "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers" dinner theater
3. Getting $1 Pabst Blue Ribbon draft deal only to find beer glass barely larger than shot
2. Snow flurries and 40mph Arctic winds in April. Wtf?
1. Having blitzed mother-in-law ask about sex life while trying to put pink Lee press on nail on my big toe
I foresee therapy in my near future...
I spent the weekend in Wichita, KS with the Bunny and her family. Here are the top 5 most memorable moments to weekend:
5. 5 hour drive of silence home after I paid for $70 breakfast
4. Bunny asking if I owned red checkered shirt after watching "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers" dinner theater
3. Getting $1 Pabst Blue Ribbon draft deal only to find beer glass barely larger than shot
2. Snow flurries and 40mph Arctic winds in April. Wtf?
1. Having blitzed mother-in-law ask about sex life while trying to put pink Lee press on nail on my big toe
I foresee therapy in my near future...
posted by CaptSmakk @ 4:51 PM
3 Comments:
At 5:15 PM,
Nicki said…
Seriously with #1??????????? and what the hell is Seven Brides dinner show??
At 8:07 AM,
Thunda said…
You all need AA....I would have paid to see #1 sir....
At 2:56 PM,
Yott said…
So what was the response?
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