School Smakk

Going to work this week while all the kids are out for spring break has me reminiscing about my days at ole Rockwall High School. So here are 10 of my random high school memories:

10. Writing in white shoe polish on everything

9. Stabbing dissected frog into ceiling above biology teacher's head

8. Having Calculus teacher start calling me BA for "Bad Attitude" after I turn my desk around to face away from him

7. Having to get 2nd fake ID because getting too old on first

6. Having the homies at Dolphin Rd carwash by liquor store in Dallas say "Whad up Rockwall?" to me from my frequent visits

5. Getting "pops" in lieu of detention during whole senior year class skipping scam

4. Flavor of the day Boones Farm at lunch

3. Having sheriff deputy call me out of class for threatening someone with same Boones Farm bottle

2. Getting called into office when to champagne flutes with my last name are found on school roof

1. DrE dropping his biology final on floor and being too drunk to pick up after our lunch tequila shots at my girlfriend's house

Hmmm...actually many things have not changed since then.