Text Smakk
Did Big Wu really text me earlier just to say that his texting has gotten out of control? I do have to give him credit for his "Text-aholics" intervention idea. Everyone gets together in room, we form a circle, I pull out the phone and text, "Hi. I'm Smakk. And I'm a textaholic." Click, click, click...beep, beep, beep. All reply,"Hi Smakk."
Right now I'm logging in an average of about 3600 texts a month - roughly 120 texts a day. I don't think I'll truly be happy until I break into the 5000 mark consistently. I mean between Sosa, Wu & Dangerous D, I have enough racial slurs and comments to go through a couple hundred a day. I guess I'm just happy to have such a great life goal to waste my time throughout the work day and entertain me and the recipients during my nights sailing with the Captain.