West Texas Smakk
It's nice to see that the Crew's West Texas contingent, Sosa & Mike, are finally getting some national exposure for their part of the world. Not since the days of the burning compounds in Waco has such a heart warming tale crossed the CNN news wire as that of the YFZ Ranch outside of Eldorado, TX. For those that haven't heard the details, a 16 yr old girl who was pregnant for the 2nd time in a year called the outside world looking for help from her abusive 40+ yr old husband that also had 6 other wives in the compound. Is that how you do it West Texas style boys???
Now I understand there not much for you guys to do out there, but is there really a need to constrain 416 minors in your little cult? At least your Texas Aggie brothers from the East will settle for some sheep when they run out of ladies passed out at the Dixie Chicken. And just because the area is 33% Hispanic doesn't mean you really need to have 600 people living at a compound under one roof. (One side note - the Pacific Islander population is only 0.1%. Don't plan on finding you a Haka partner Wu.) And is the major water recreation area really called Lake Nasworthy? Jesus Christ, you're in West Texas. I'm sure that lake is nas-worthy of jack shit.
Ok, I have never actually spent any quality time in San Angelo or the West Texas area. So maybe I'm being unfair until I go visit for myself. What time does the Chicken Farm Art Center open again boys? Just tell me next time I bump into you fishing the canals of Las Colinas....jerks.
It's nice to see that the Crew's West Texas contingent, Sosa & Mike, are finally getting some national exposure for their part of the world. Not since the days of the burning compounds in Waco has such a heart warming tale crossed the CNN news wire as that of the YFZ Ranch outside of Eldorado, TX. For those that haven't heard the details, a 16 yr old girl who was pregnant for the 2nd time in a year called the outside world looking for help from her abusive 40+ yr old husband that also had 6 other wives in the compound. Is that how you do it West Texas style boys???
Now I understand there not much for you guys to do out there, but is there really a need to constrain 416 minors in your little cult? At least your Texas Aggie brothers from the East will settle for some sheep when they run out of ladies passed out at the Dixie Chicken. And just because the area is 33% Hispanic doesn't mean you really need to have 600 people living at a compound under one roof. (One side note - the Pacific Islander population is only 0.1%. Don't plan on finding you a Haka partner Wu.) And is the major water recreation area really called Lake Nasworthy? Jesus Christ, you're in West Texas. I'm sure that lake is nas-worthy of jack shit.
Ok, I have never actually spent any quality time in San Angelo or the West Texas area. So maybe I'm being unfair until I go visit for myself. What time does the Chicken Farm Art Center open again boys? Just tell me next time I bump into you fishing the canals of Las Colinas....jerks.
posted by CaptSmakk @ 7:52 AM
2 Comments:
At 8:20 AM,
Anonymous said…
The islander nation understand the environment out west, hence the dense population of North Texas....and the ending is priceless JERK....LMAO...too good poor little pistol and brisket
At 1:37 PM,
Anonymous said…
Let me clarify something...
The "compound" is full of nothing but white people. Do you think they would let Hispanics lay their hands on these young white females? I think not.
And...we had to kick out all of the Islanders due to the shortage of pigs in the area. Our town was running out of bacon, so we sent Wu's family back to the Pacific.
And leave our Chicken Art Farm alone. It's a classy establishment.
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