Party Smakk
It really never surprises me anymore what is going to happen at a party thrown by one of the Crew. Will Gwedo bust a car mirror? Will Wu need his party puke bucket? Will Loops piss himself? Will the Bunny & I start a world war? These are all just anticipated standards that could happen any given night. So with Big Wu throwing his first house party at the new Castle Wu, I was wondering what we could expect from the night.
All started off well with food on the grill, baggo in the backyard and NCAA Final Four action in the living room. (Though we need to upgrade the 19" screen sir. My eyes are still hurting from squinting across the room.) After a little birthday serenade to Wu & Esther while surrounding the sumo/Buddha cake, it was time to break out the drinking games. Beers started flowing rapidly to a game of Kings on the dining room table while Dangerous D was slamming down dominoes and bitch slapping anyone in arm's reach from the kitchen. Then someone came up with the great idea of Speed Quarters. Even though I held my own down at the varsity side of the table, I missed at what exact point the table crowd transformed from Spanish Harlem to the Oklahoma Backwoods. Did I really see a guy in blue jean overalls? Was LRod really walking around "Amp"ed up in Dale Jr gear? Did we really keep breaking out in songs for no reason? And why was the Bunny walking around with a lost poodle with a mohawk at 1am?
Just another Saturday night I guess. Summer nights coming up soon...