Marriage Smakk
Marriage has been a big item circulating around the Crew for 2007-2008. With the Bunny & I tying the chain...errr...I mean, knot last October and other upcoming nuptials this year, this has caused some separation within the Crew. The results has been the formation of Team Married, Team Single & Team Undecided as follows:

Team Married:
Smakk - My cage door has been locked and finding a key looks hopeless. Currently, I am the poster child for Team Married.
Wu - September ceremony on schedule but really already been locked up for 5 years since can of corn incident.
Yott - Already bought casa together and have June in Costa Rica planned to weld on ball and chain for good.
Sosa - Living in sin for almost a year and has mom-in-law on speed dial when can't find a cab after drunken bar stumble.
Scott M - Relocated Jenn M into his place in Houston last weekend thus becoming the newest member to Team Married. Hold onto the TV remote...it is your new best friend.

Team Single:
Loops MVP - Formerly on Team Married many years ago, Loops has now claimed a life long commitment to Captain Team Single. Though his vanishing acts during 2007's Summer of Love have put his title in question.
Dangerous D - The heart and soul man of Team Single, the Dangerous One is still the king of sourcing the random bunnies through his dance off 360 skills. Save the occasional drunken emotional outbreak, his status seem secure.
Gwedo - His only long term commitment is still to Red Bull & Vodka. Though pedicures and yoga class with White Gurl have questioned his status and overall sexual orientation in general.
Buster - Recently back on Team Single due to an SMU penalty infraction, Buster seems to be securely in place on the team. With his magnetic abilities to attract Stage 5 Clingers and flying beer bottles to the face, his future status in very unknown.

Team Undecided:
Pierre - The French Mexican's status is difficult for me to determine. I hear talk of a mystery girl, Jazz, that never seems to appear at any Crew function. Either my information is outdated or Jean Phillipe Jose is smart enough to keep her away from Team Single.
Sorley - Much like above, I hear our high flying pilot of the Crew has something-something going on though I have not yet confirmed. Plus his recent Barry Bond's makeover via "natural" methods for boat season and party cove seem to offset any commitment rumors.
LRod - Spending 24/7 with TK, your female BFF, has blurred the status of the mid-cities Dale Jr. Is it a relationship or is it Memorex? That is still the question.

And finally in a special shout-out, congrats to the upcoming marriage of our favorite teacher, Ms. Insert New Last Name Here. After finalizing the big D with Buster only 2 months ago, she is ready to try out marriage numero 3 at the end of this month. Nothing but best wishes for you but please give your students a break since they have to learn how to spell another last name for you once again...