Crutch Smakk
So I hurt my foot yesterday morning while running and the throbbing pain gave me a brilliant idea while driving in to work this morning. I'm going to start keeping a crutch in my car. That way if I get pulled over by the cops after I've been drinking, I can use the crutch and my "hurt foot" as the reason I can't take any of the field sobriety tests. No walking a straight line, no balancing on one foot while counting to 20, no touching my nose with both hands while leaning back. I just amaze myself with my own innnovation when it comes to drinking. You may take your bow to me anytime...
So I hurt my foot yesterday morning while running and the throbbing pain gave me a brilliant idea while driving in to work this morning. I'm going to start keeping a crutch in my car. That way if I get pulled over by the cops after I've been drinking, I can use the crutch and my "hurt foot" as the reason I can't take any of the field sobriety tests. No walking a straight line, no balancing on one foot while counting to 20, no touching my nose with both hands while leaning back. I just amaze myself with my own innnovation when it comes to drinking. You may take your bow to me anytime...
posted by CaptSmakk @ 3:59 PM
1 Comments:
At 11:16 AM,
Anonymous said…
how do you intend to explain the blodshot eyes, slurring your words, vomiting on the police officer and the seven empty bottles of captain morgan in your car?
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