Weekend Update Smakk
It was actually a pretty calm weekend. No doors kicked in, no partying in 3rd world countries, no one projectile vomitting...but we were still able to have some fun.

Fri - Happy Hour at the Institution doing beer and shots until about 9pm. Then the Bunny & I headed back to Club 1407 for some quiet time.

Sat - Got up at 5:15am to get ready for Bunny's race in Cowtown. Immediately began mass texting Loops, Gwedo & White G since I know they had a late night ripper and were probably hurting. Bunny finished 10th overall in her 10k (Nice!) while I roomed around in the rain making new friends with the other slackers who were not running. Her buddy, OOSheila, finished the 5k in 30 mins flat (Nice also!) and then the three of us headed down to Esmerelda's by the Stockyards for some tasty breakfast grub. After that, Bunny & I headed back to Big D, packed up a cooler and did a little house hunting while working our pre-pre-party buzz for the evening. After a quick stop for a personal pan at Nick & Willy's Pizza (awesome stuff!), we met up with Loops at TABC for a draft before the pre-party at Club 1407. Once White G & Gwedo joined up with the crew, we headed down to Greenville and tore it up all night at Suede.

Sun - Woke up with Bunny in the bed and entire crew on the living room floor. Rallied up to try breakfast at Lucky's. After a half hour of waiting with no table in sight, we walked over to Snookies for early lunch of burgers, fries and onion rings (I actually had the ostrich burger) while sucking down Bloody Marys and Screwdrivers. Then met up with Wu & Lindz at Pappa's Pizza where I believe I had 8-10 frozen Jack & Cokes. We drank away a few hours with bad jukebox, worse stories, and me being double slapped simultaneously by Bunny & Lindz. Though I did perfect the art of flipping a coaster from the table to land perfectly atop a beer mug. After a small diversion to The AAC for a Coldplay ticket scalping adventure with Dre & Tess, it was back to Club 1407 for movie time with Saw 2 and then night night to the weekend.

Gay quote of the weekend:
While watching American Idol on Tivo, Loops interjects, "Everytime I call to vote I always get a busy signal."
Smakk, "Are you fucking kidding me? You actually vote on American Idol. Fag."

And for the announcement of the weekend **drumroll**:
The Impregnator got engaged!!! I was so moved by this happy news that as a wedding gift to the couple, I have decided to become an ordained minister on-line and have offered to perform the wedding service. Father Smakk has such a lovely ring to it. Hmmm...is that thunder I hear all of a sudden?