Late Comeback Smakk
I fucking hate when I think of a good smartass comment to reply back to someone way after the situation has past. While walking Carrot this morning, I thought about the rugby guy saying, "Hey buddy. Turd Up your dog." (Oh, Turd Up is now one of my favorite sayings.) I should have immediately replied, "Sorry man. Shit happens."
So now I have to over feed carrot and walk him in every crowded park in the city just to wait for some one to Turd Up me so I can have my witty reply in hand. So nice to have hobbies....