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Thursday, October 06, 2005

New Joke Smakk
Learned a new joke over the weekend which I will be using often. And for those that are easily offended, you shouldn't be reading my fucking site anyway. So...

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and suck his dick.

2 Comments:

  • At 6:15 PM, Blogger Gigi said…

    A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel attaChed to his balls and orders a drink. The bartender pours the whiskey and can't help himself so he asks " I'm sorry what's with the wheel?" The pirate slugs down his drink and says "ARRRRRR IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS!!!!"

     
  • At 6:17 PM, Blogger Gigi said…

    A pedophile is walking through the woods with a little boy. The boy looks up and says "I'm scared." The pedophile looks down at him and says "You're scared, I have to walk back alone."

     

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