Baby Smakk
So my buddy S-Man in H-Town became a first-time father this week. First off - congratulations to you and the wife. And say hello to sobriety for a while. Second off - I have no idea why the little guy resembles me so much. Hmmm...
Now many of you probably think I'm joking here but there are some very similar traits between me and this guy:
We are both usually in a state of complete incapacitation.
We both will drink from a bottle mostly.
We both drool often on naked breasts.
We both have people carrying us around most of the time. (For me, usually in my own car.)
We will both urinate anywhere and anytime that seems conveniant.
We both have bunnies in our beds.

And just so you know, nobody puts baby in a corner.