Frozen Smakk
Once again I feel it is my duty to further encourage the world to end this madness called Sobriety. This disease needs to be eliminated once and for all. Just think of what a better world it would be if we all remained in a constant state of intoxication. I know some would argue that the “quality” of products or events could suffer if created in a drunken stupor, but if as consumers or participants we are also wasted, then we would not really care. Here’s a small case study for your review:
Last night, I hit the annual Summer Bash at Fox & Hound in Lewisville. We had a nice little party of 10, Miller and Coors Light Girls, block ice Tequila shots, buckets of Corona, etc. So a typical calm little Monday evening. Then as the drinks start flowing a little more, The Big Wu and Loops decide it’s time to have a little endurance contest. So of course, they proceed to each put a hand in the freezing bucket of ice water chilling our Coronas. After 20 minutes and no sign of weakness from either, we decide a 2nd bucket for the other hand is also called for. Another 15 minutes pass and still no winner – both contestants seem to be willing to be called Stubbs in the near future after the frostbite kicks in. So what to do at this impasse? Easy - we proceed to get another couple of buckets for each to place their foot in. Another 15 minutes pass and it’s decided to end the contest with a race on their new block of ice that was once their foot. (We could have easily watched for longer but drunken hunger pains were attacking the bunnies at the table.) So after a controversial race with a false start by loops, it was decided a draw was in order.
So basically, the point of this recap was to further show the entertainment value of those ideas created, executed and observed by the intoxicated. Live it, love it, drink it!

Top five frozen films:
5. Alive
4. The Thing
3. Titanic
2. The Day After Tomorrow
1. The Ice Storm