Good Cause Smakk
So I was thinking that it’s about time I rallied behind some cause to help benefit mankind. I thought about all the standard ones such as Habitat for Humanity, Greenpeace, MDA, etc, etc. But I feel those organizations already have ample support, so what could be something out there that is not getting the necessary backing that my expertise could truly benefit. Therefore I have decided that I will champion the cause – The Love of the Drunk. Where has the affection for getting smashed gone in today’s society? Even in movies today you almost never see a positive reflection of the drunk. Remember those great films like Harvey, Arthur, Animal House – these films embraced the love of alcoholism. So starting tonight I will be embracing my campaign to show the entire world how fun and endearing the drunk can be. So please keep your eye out for me as I stumble soon to a town near you.
Top five treasure hunting films: (because being drunk is a treasure in itself)
5. The Deep
4. National Treasure
3. Romancing the Stone
2. The Goonies
1. Raiders of the Lost Ark
So I was thinking that it’s about time I rallied behind some cause to help benefit mankind. I thought about all the standard ones such as Habitat for Humanity, Greenpeace, MDA, etc, etc. But I feel those organizations already have ample support, so what could be something out there that is not getting the necessary backing that my expertise could truly benefit. Therefore I have decided that I will champion the cause – The Love of the Drunk. Where has the affection for getting smashed gone in today’s society? Even in movies today you almost never see a positive reflection of the drunk. Remember those great films like Harvey, Arthur, Animal House – these films embraced the love of alcoholism. So starting tonight I will be embracing my campaign to show the entire world how fun and endearing the drunk can be. So please keep your eye out for me as I stumble soon to a town near you.
Top five treasure hunting films: (because being drunk is a treasure in itself)
5. The Deep
4. National Treasure
3. Romancing the Stone
2. The Goonies
1. Raiders of the Lost Ark
6 Comments:
At 9:05 AM, CaptSmakk said…
Some in Georgia mail me some kudzu now.
At 11:48 AM, erl said…
dude goonies should be #1
At 1:31 PM, Anonymous said…
I'm number one. And I like chocolate!
At 5:18 PM, Anonymous said…
CaptSmakk...Are you creating an all new Rontourage? Sounds like the entourage is growing!
At 11:47 PM, CaptSmakk said…
Rontourage is coming...that is for sure...
At 11:53 PM, Nicki said…
Ron would have to remember to CHARGE the camera before he could use it. Crawl before you walk buddy...
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