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Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Internet Smakk
Is it me or do some things now seem to be more acceptable, respectable or tolerable just because they’re on the internet. For example, there are certain things as guys we wouldn’t do usually but it’s ok on the internet. Like…
Have a diary: diary + internet = blog
Ask directions: directions + internet = mapquest
Write a letter + internet = email
Show emotion + internet = yellow smiley face things (those are actually still very gay)

So why does the internet make it more acceptable? Think of the other things people may think are beneath them or morally questionable or whatever…
Garage sale + internet = ebay
Gambling + internet = etrade
Porn + internet = still porn
Drinking + internet = this post
Home movies + internet = Club 301 Series (only available on ebay)
Unstable nanotechnology + internet = nano yo bizness
Shocker + internet = 2 to interface, 1 in cyberspace

Anyway, I’m just saying….
Top five films with internet as main character:
5. The Net
4. Antitrust
3. You Got Mail
2. Hackers
1. Wargames

5 Comments:

  • At 8:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Shocker + internet = 2 to interface, 1 in cyberspace


    omg!!! thats funny!

    -amber

     
  • At 10:21 AM, Blogger Nicki said…

    Lovely... I wonder how in the hell you come up with these things, yet it worries me that you are so witty at times! Or that you have nothing to do but sit at home, drink, and think. Thinking for you can be quite dangerous, be careful my friend. Oh and if anyone wants to check out my blog, I will be posting daily information (especially from the weekends) of the dumb things Ron has done. :)
    http://whathaveibeenthinking.blogspot.com/

     
  • At 3:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    logos (such as smiley faces, and abbreviations for words) + internet = gay

     
  • At 3:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Dating + Internet = Computer Dating a.k.a. skank and stalker dating (not your weight or age)

    b-bro

     
  • At 4:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    geniuses (or lucky f**ks, depending on how you look at it) + internet = google = billionaires
    billionaire + bad combover = trump

     

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