Skank Free Smakk
There's been too much smakk about skank in my recent posts, so tonight we will not mention it. So let's discuss...hmm...how about...no, done that...
There's always...or maybe a little banter about... Okay screw it, let's talk about the sk... No, made myself a promise, so let's just meditate for a while.
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---------------------------------------- this is fun ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------that was a scratch, not a pick---------------------------------
Okay - that was almost as much fun as killing myself. (For you impressionable fans - I am not actually going to kill myself, so please no copycats. But would no copycats actually mean you would kill yourself since I'm not. Damn. Just do what feels right you freaks. Am I talking to myself again?)
Top five films about suicide:
5. Better Off Dead
4. Heathers
3. Leaving Las Vegas
2. The End
1. Harold & Maude

Yes - I skipped Ordinary People because it's a serious flick about suicide and if you kill yourself, you're a joke anyway. Sorry if that offended some. But if it did, you're probably dead anyway. Love ya all...unless you're a skank. Then you should kill yourself. Almost made it through...