State Fair Smakk
It's that time of the year again with the Texas State Fair kicking off this weekend, and my stomach is already starting to hurt. Corn dogs, funnel cakes, cotton candy, turkey legs, fried twinkies, fried oreos, fried snickers, fried peanut butter & banana sandwhich, fried mac & cheese on a stick (new this year), fried fried... Plus I get the joy of blowing $100 trying to win some $2.89 stuffed animal just to prove I can toss a damn softball in a titled basket from 3 feet away.
So I would like to invite everyone to join me this year at the Fair. (Now half of you are probably going to try and find me at The Fair strip club. Come on, that's a different night.) Just meet me at Big Tex. I'll be one of the 10,000 people that also couldn't think of an easier meeting spot. And as for this pic - so many things come to mind. But this is a family post....
It's that time of the year again with the Texas State Fair kicking off this weekend, and my stomach is already starting to hurt. Corn dogs, funnel cakes, cotton candy, turkey legs, fried twinkies, fried oreos, fried snickers, fried peanut butter & banana sandwhich, fried mac & cheese on a stick (new this year), fried fried... Plus I get the joy of blowing $100 trying to win some $2.89 stuffed animal just to prove I can toss a damn softball in a titled basket from 3 feet away.
So I would like to invite everyone to join me this year at the Fair. (Now half of you are probably going to try and find me at The Fair strip club. Come on, that's a different night.) Just meet me at Big Tex. I'll be one of the 10,000 people that also couldn't think of an easier meeting spot. And as for this pic - so many things come to mind. But this is a family post....
posted by CaptSmakk @ 2:38 PM
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