Bunny Farm Policy Smakk
This is an email I received on Friday due to the fact that I just bought my new spread. Nice job Gwedo....

Dear CaptSmakk,

It has come to our attention you may be moving into a beautiful home in upstate Addison area. Our secret services department has been notified that a Ms. Avril may be moving in as well. We strongly regret that, while we understand your situation, this violates the “Bunny Farm Policy” as show below.

Bunny Farm Policy:

No male will live with a bunny for more than 6 consecutive days unless out of the metroplex unless it shall be mother, sister, daughter, cousin or Shaw B.

We regret when we ask that you surrender your carrot card immediately. You will no longer receive the auto update, pushed to your handheld of the latest bunnies from the Dallas Patch. Additionally, you will no longer receive your yearly subscription to Bunnies Bent Over.

Thanks for your corporation,

BEO – Gwedo