Still Alive Smakk
I know I've been slack on updating lately so here's a little highlight film of the past weekend.
Started off Friday with my double appearance on the 4pm and 6pm Channel 5 news. (Fuck those 5pm guys.) No I wasn't arrested - they were just using my pretty face to get that money sound byte for the lead in on the Mavs win of Game 1. (Nice job crushing The Heat last night in Game 2 also!) So after mutliple TIVO rewinds of "The first time in 26 years the Mavericks are finally there and we're all ready for it.", we headed down for The Max show at Sherlocks. Loops, Wu, D and the rest of crew were all in outstanding drunken form. Special shout out to Loops for actually being kicked out while on the dance floor alone. Maybe the 37 pics you took from your phone of the amatuer stripper show on stage was a poor choice.
Saturday started of with a little house hunting. Looks like I might have found the new Club in a little shack in the Prestonwood area. 5 bedroom/3 bath - check. Pool with party yard - check. Curb side appeal in money hood - check. 16 year old sleeping mexican hoochie in back room - check.
After a refueling break at the Cage with an Entourage season 2 marathon, it was off to the housewarming party at the Impreginators. A little cheese ball, a little three ball and many Coors Lights later, it was back to the Cage for post party.
More house hunting on Sunday to review choices. Sleeping mexican jailbait was still at the top choice crib drying out her thongs on an impromtu clothes line by the pool. So that sealed the deal and its time to get an offer going.
Parental units are in town now for a little visit, so I apoligize ahead of time to the local Addison bar owners for the drop off in early week sales you are about to experience.
That's all for now you fucks. And yes, I'm sure there are all kinds of spelling and grammer errors above. Have fun with your little red pens.....
I know I've been slack on updating lately so here's a little highlight film of the past weekend.
Started off Friday with my double appearance on the 4pm and 6pm Channel 5 news. (Fuck those 5pm guys.) No I wasn't arrested - they were just using my pretty face to get that money sound byte for the lead in on the Mavs win of Game 1. (Nice job crushing The Heat last night in Game 2 also!) So after mutliple TIVO rewinds of "The first time in 26 years the Mavericks are finally there and we're all ready for it.", we headed down for The Max show at Sherlocks. Loops, Wu, D and the rest of crew were all in outstanding drunken form. Special shout out to Loops for actually being kicked out while on the dance floor alone. Maybe the 37 pics you took from your phone of the amatuer stripper show on stage was a poor choice.
Saturday started of with a little house hunting. Looks like I might have found the new Club in a little shack in the Prestonwood area. 5 bedroom/3 bath - check. Pool with party yard - check. Curb side appeal in money hood - check. 16 year old sleeping mexican hoochie in back room - check.
After a refueling break at the Cage with an Entourage season 2 marathon, it was off to the housewarming party at the Impreginators. A little cheese ball, a little three ball and many Coors Lights later, it was back to the Cage for post party.
More house hunting on Sunday to review choices. Sleeping mexican jailbait was still at the top choice crib drying out her thongs on an impromtu clothes line by the pool. So that sealed the deal and its time to get an offer going.
Parental units are in town now for a little visit, so I apoligize ahead of time to the local Addison bar owners for the drop off in early week sales you are about to experience.
That's all for now you fucks. And yes, I'm sure there are all kinds of spelling and grammer errors above. Have fun with your little red pens.....
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