Shreveport Smakk
I know I've given my dissertation about the "quality" of Shreveport casinos before, but that was from a weekend visit. During the week is a whole new level of experience. Last night I stayed at Sam's Town right downtown on the river. This place shows some good midweek Shreveport representation of their clientele.
Average age - 98yrs old
Average teeth - maybe three
Average outfit - see any Britney Spears photo since KFed
So it's basically me striped up with all these ancient, toothless worms hanging out at one of the 6 blackjack tables in the whole place. Plus I get a seat at the low table so any old fat asses can roll up beside me on their Rascal.
And how's this for marketing strategy on part of the hotel? Someone books the Jagermiester Girls to walk around the casino all night with shot samples. Result - I get loaded and half a dozen blue hairs went into an early coma....
I know I've given my dissertation about the "quality" of Shreveport casinos before, but that was from a weekend visit. During the week is a whole new level of experience. Last night I stayed at Sam's Town right downtown on the river. This place shows some good midweek Shreveport representation of their clientele.
Average age - 98yrs old
Average teeth - maybe three
Average outfit - see any Britney Spears photo since KFed
So it's basically me striped up with all these ancient, toothless worms hanging out at one of the 6 blackjack tables in the whole place. Plus I get a seat at the low table so any old fat asses can roll up beside me on their Rascal.
And how's this for marketing strategy on part of the hotel? Someone books the Jagermiester Girls to walk around the casino all night with shot samples. Result - I get loaded and half a dozen blue hairs went into an early coma....
posted by CaptSmakk @ 12:31 PM
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