Squeaky Lil Smakk
So Loops, Wu, Bunny & I meet up with Gwedo last night for a little food and drink at Buffalo Wild Wings in Addison. Gwedo has his cousin and her husband in town so they tag along. Now I've told stories before about having to hold your glasses when Bunny's high pitch voice gets going but Jesus - speaking with this chick was like talking to a Deep South human dog toy. After five minutes of her talking, Loops texts out to the table "Squeaky lil thing". Then she sucks down a dirty martini backed with a something & coke in five minutes and all of a sudden we're all hanging out with this drunk garden gnome that's blowing air into her husband's ear like she's a party clown inflating balloon animals. Finally her marine husband decides it's time to call it a night before he has to put her over his shoulder like a wounded soldier being carried out of the jungle. On a final note, we get a follow-up text later in the night about Sqeaky after we've now moved the party to Pappa's Pizza and Gwedo sends, "She's making love to the toliet". And this was a nice little Thursday dinner.
Well tonight is Friday. Lock up children, get out the fire extingisher and notify the authorities - it's Boys Night Out!!