Hitchcock Smakk
Last weekend me & Carrot take a little stroll out in front of The Cage so he can turd up. All of a sudden I get a little chill down my spine like I'm being watched. Look around and don't really see anybody except the normal heavy flow of cars going down Spring Valley. Then all of sudden out of nowhere I get ambushed. A damn psycho blue jay starts attacking the back of my head like my hair product is some kind of bird aphrodisiac. This bird is going freakin' nuts on me. So I start sprinting down the sidewalk waving my arms around as I see the shadow of demon wings flapping behind my skull. Carrot of course is like "Wow. Ron is actually jogging outside today. Fun. la la la la... " Did I mention how heavy the traffic is on Spring Valley? I'm sure it was a good show for all.

So I escape back in The Cage and grab Bunny. I say, "Hey. Come walk Carrot with me. I want to show you something."
Bunny - "Ok. But why are you taking a tennis raquet with you?"

Let's just say I gave Bunny the leash with Carrot, took a little head start in front of her with racquet in hand - and very soon the blue jay had her fur flying as well. Of course I was already sprinting away for safety. At least this time I got to laugh with the traffic....