Weekend Update Smakk
I am still trying to piece together what exactly happened this weekend. These are some of the things my fragmented memory recalls:
20 jello shots at Greenville parade
Rallying up for 1am Sherlocks visit
"Maybe you'll get married someday if you lose weight" text Bunny sent Ex
Drunk dialing everyone in Loops phone
Losing fist fight to Handicap Parking sign
Spending $40 at 7/11 on food
Peach Swisher Sweets on balcony
"I'm eating lunch with at stripper..."
Thomas meeting at Industry Bar for glass of water
Bikini bathroom make-out session recollections

Is it really Monday already?