Pat Green Bitch Smakk
In honor of all my new fans from this Pat Green Fan Site , I have set up a blog just for ya'll. (See - I'm getting the lingo down.) So welcome to the Pat Green Fan Bitch Board. Have fun and I'll be checking in from time to time just to stir things up.
XXXOOO
Captsmakk
In honor of all my new fans from this Pat Green Fan Site , I have set up a blog just for ya'll. (See - I'm getting the lingo down.) So welcome to the Pat Green Fan Bitch Board. Have fun and I'll be checking in from time to time just to stir things up.
XXXOOO
Captsmakk
posted by CaptSmakk @ 10:40 AM
23 Comments:
At 4:09 PM,
Anonymous said…
I don't post much, but have to say something about this poor guy that has to gather friends, all be it ones that probably have jobs either flipping burgers or asking if they want to rent the movie for one night or two, to, as he puts it, "Be sure to drop by and tell this guy how much you hate him."
To that guy...Dude, GET A LIFE. Go bowling. Play another round of Dungeons and Dragons, or whatever it is that occupies your time. Read a book on Zen, but whatever you do, by yourself or with your friends, do it. You are playing this game like you're in fourth grade. Although you may be for all I know. Maybe not physically, because supposedly you are old enough to see Pat Green and with that, maybe drink. But the mentally, that is a different matter.
Really. With the "hey all of my friends let's get this guy at lunch. Show him how much you ate him. Then he'll be sorry" mentality is unbelievably jevenile. Then again, I reference the 4th grader in you.
Stop listening to the voices and move on.
Smakk has it over on you, and the guy always will. Pay attention to what he is writing, how he is writing, and why he is writing. Understand that, and you'll easily understand alot more than how much a corndog costs with a drink at your local skateboard park. You Punk!
I'm out.
At 4:14 PM,
Anonymous said…
I don't post much, but have to say something about this poor guy that has to gather friends, all be it ones that probably have jobs either flipping burgers or asking if they want to rent the movie for one night or two, to, as he puts it, "Be sure to drop by and tell this guy how much you hate him."
To that guy...Dude, GET A LIFE. Go bowling. Play another round of Dungeons and Dragons, or whatever it is that occupies your time. Read a book on Zen, but whatever you do, by yourself or with your friends, do it. You are playing this game like you're in fourth grade. Although you may be for all I know. Maybe not physically, because supposedly you are old enough to see Pat Green and with that, maybe drink. But mentally, that is a different matter.
Really. With the "hey all of my friends let's get this guy at lunch. Show him how much you ate him. Then he'll be sorry" mentality is unbelievably juvenile. Then again, I reference the 4th grader in you.
Stop listening to the voices and move on.
Smakk has it over on you, and the guy always will. Pay attention to what he is writing, how he is writing, and why he is writing. Understand that, and you'll easily understand alot more than how much a corndog costs with a drink at your local skateboard park. You Punk!
I'm out.
At 5:16 PM,
Anonymous said…
That writing looks awfully familiar to me. Not touching that one.
At 5:29 PM,
CaptSmakk said…
Probably cause it's up there twice. Or do I already have double vision going tonight.
At 5:37 PM,
Anonymous said…
You all are really missing the point on why that is in his signature. It is not to bring attention to you or to really get anyone to "hate" on you. I think what he has done is VERY smart and can't wait to watch it play out. It really has nothing to do with smakk. Anyways, peace.
ET (phone home)
At 11:55 PM,
Anonymous said…
Ohhh. Now which personality is talking now. This must be the pussy one. No wait that's both.
At 12:37 AM,
Anonymous said…
Anon calling someone else a pussy, interesting. (insert rolling eyes here)
At 11:16 AM,
Anonymous said…
ET-Apparently you are missing the point. It's a tad crazy to me that 2 years later someone is still dwelling on an old flame that didn't work out. To me-mister hater needs to move on and find something new to occupy his time. Good freaking lord!!!!
At 11:38 AM,
Anonymous said…
No, you are missing the point. Him reading the blog and posting has nothing to do with her. He hasn't really made his private life public on the internet anymore but he has had a girlfriend since January. He might still care about "avril" but is definitely over it. And with all of the "anonymous" how can you honestly tell he is the one posting? I can't read a single thing lately that I think was him. Believe it or not, there are more of us that don't like her.
ET
P.S. Wish you weren't anonymous. We have a pool going on your identity. I think I am right.
At 11:47 AM,
Anonymous said…
good for him dating someone since January. If I was his gf than I may be a little worried that "avril" still gets to him so much.
not sure how you know me
-Kim
At 11:55 AM,
Anonymous said…
So I was wrong on who anonymous was. If you are above the age of 14 you may be able to piece together that maybe you only know one side of the story. I don't know "avrils" side of the story but knowing the guy I know, and then hearing that some think he is not over her, it's just funny to me. And even if he was stuck on her after all this time, I wouldn't think it was that crazy. Hell he was in love, I know how that is. And his new girl knows there is nothing to worry about when it comes to his ex. She wouldn't take him back. He wouldn't take her back.
At 12:30 PM,
Nicki said…
I think the last 4 posts were all from Gage...
At 1:55 PM,
CaptSmakk said…
I think you all (or one) are missing the point of the Pat Green Bitch site. I mean I did make it for all you Pat Green bitches.
At 4:07 PM,
Anonymous said…
For all of the points all of you are supposedly making, there are no points being made. So...what's the point?
ET...It sound to me like you have something for the "hey buddy's of mine, let's all tell this guy how much we hate him" guy. Don't know what ET actually stands for, and I can only fathom how many different things the abbreviations mean, but, I don't really care. Go get with your buddy and love him like there's no tomorrow. Make him feel wanted and like he's the center of your world and rock it. Then, and only then, maybe, JUST MAYBE, he'll direct his issued elsewhere, and then you can deal with the aftermath. Or whatever comes with it.
The point is...well actually I don't think I have a point. I'm just telling you, as a favor really, to take him by the hand and walk him out of the playground. Take him home, put him in the blow up pool with his water wings on, make some lemonade and tell him what a good boy he is. And if you think he is being good, to give him false recognition, bake some cookies and let him stay up late to watch his favorite cartoons. Read him a book, give him something to suck on, and get him all nice and snuggly into bed.
I don't even know this guy, and can tell that he's got to move on. MOVE ON YOU PUNK!
I'm out!
At 5:06 PM,
Anonymous said…
Gotta love "blog wars."
GH
At 10:24 AM,
Anonymous said…
I've always loved ganging up on dumb ass Gage! Gage, you are definitely the biggest pussy I have ever met, and this is coming from a guy that's been with a lot of whores!
At 10:25 AM,
Anonymous said…
E.T.
This was taken directly from Gage's blog, ya he really sounds like he's over her. God you're such a fucking pussy Gage!
"Grrr
So I had a dream about her tonight. Had a dream that I was still that ignorant fool calling her begging and pleading to be friends with me only to get a dial tone."
At 4:46 PM,
Anonymous said…
I could give a fuck what names anyone calls me while "anonymous." It's always easy to talk shit on the internet and not to someone's face. Nut up! I'm done with this blog shit. Anyone has anything they wanna say they can contact me personally. Doubt I will get too much of that. Pussy's.
At 9:47 PM,
Anonymous said…
Are you kidding me Gage? Why would anyone be afraid of saying anything to a little dicked weasel's face?
At 3:19 AM,
Anonymous said…
You're still anonymous aren't you? Think his point is proven
At 11:01 AM,
Nicki said…
Your both Anonymous!!??
At 12:49 PM,
CaptSmakk said…
I'm a platypus
At 10:50 PM,
Anonymous said…
Dwelling on an old flame for two years??? What calendar are you on? I put the pieces together and the couple you are talking about have barely even been broken up for a year. Exaggerating much? Dumb fuck
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