Ode to Smakk (part 1)

To be in the world of Smakk
Is to live life as its best
I get to party like a rock star
Don't give a shit about the rest

I hang out at all the spots
Uptown, Knox - anywhere I be
I'm sure to be on top of tables
Singing "She Fucking Hates Me"

I like the blondes and brunettes
I'll drink till the bar doors shut
But be it a hottie or a shot
I always take the Red Headed Slut

I'm here to break some hearts
I'm here to have some drinks
I may break out sign language
But I'll land her with my winks

When I bust out with the "eye"
I can pick up any bunny
Like when I split or doubledown
"All I do is make money"

Yes, blackjack is my game
Busting banks is my goal
Gonna leave with 10k large
That's just the way I roll

So there's no way to compete
Just get your lame ass back
I got skillz, you got none
That why they call me Smakk.