Single Smakk
So it looks like the Human Hairbrush and me are history and I’m back to fulltime bunny hunting – no more covert operations necessary. She ended it with me this morning by this email. This is the actual email. No joke. Awesome stuff, just awesome.

This is going to hurt but

Here's the thing we started off friends
It was cool when you wore depends
Yeah yeah
Since I left Ron

You celebrated, partied all the time
Wasn't long till I called Gourmet Pizza's line
Yeah Yeah
Since I left Ron

And all you'd ever hear me say
How bad my hangovers are with you
That's all you'd ever hear me say

But since you've been gone
I can pee clear for the first time
Im so movin on
Yeah yeah
Thanks to you
Now I getWhat I want
Since I left Ron

How can I put it? you tossed me up
I even took care of your plastic cups
Yeah yeah
Since I left Ron

How come I'd never hear you say
I just wanna be sweet to you
I guess you never felt that way

But since you've been gone
I can pee clear for the first time
Im so movin on
Yeah yeah
Thanks to you
Now I get I get what I want
Since I left Ron

You had your chance twice you blew it
Out of sight, out of mind
Shut your mouth
I just can't take it
Again and again and again and again

Since you've been gone
I can pee clear for the first time
Im so movin on
Yeah yeah
Thanks to you (thanks to you)

Now I get
I get what I want
I can breathe for the first time
Im so movin on
Yeah yeah
Thanks to you (thanks to you)
Now I get (I get)
You should know (you should know)
That I get I get what I want
Since I left Ron
Since I left Ron
Since I left Ron